Fox News appears to have obtained the last surviving copy of the "Glitz-o-Matic."
Awesome Fox News Graphics
That was an inside joke for SIGGRAPH attendees in the early 90s but I don't think it really needs elaboration. You can't teach concepts of scale with nothing to compare against.
Inflation, GDP, productivity measures and other countries - all of these things would be at least somewhat useful.
It's a strange Fox recipe:
1. Rip off somebody you don't like.
2. Criticize his presentation.
3. Do something far worse.